A.I.D.: Episode 2!

"Hey Jimmy...you ever feel that life is just one big kick in the gonads?" Dave said in a strange tone.

"Dave...dude...I believe it's the acid talking right now. Calm down." Jimmy replied

"Alright man."

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Jimmy was just sitting diapered in his room, playing a game on his computer with Dave just staring with a shocked look on his face at Jimmy as he entered the room. Jimmy was unresponsive except for a "Sup Dave?" which came unreplied. At which point, Jimmy turned to Dave, "Dave, what's wrong?"

"Any particular reason why you're in a diaper, Jim?" Dave responded

"Oh. Well, I figure not having to go the bathroom would save an assload of pausing time when playing WoW. Plus, don't you hate it when you're playing PvP and you get the indescribable need to go to the bathroom and you're just like, 'Fuck! I need to piss but I can't pause an online match!'? Well, I did, too, so I'm like, 'With a diaper on, I can save time and use it multiple times and only have to change once or twice a day, which only takes as long as going to the bathroom anyway!'"

"Jimmy...I think you're mildly retarded."

"You can't stand there and tell me that isn't a good idea!"

"Yes, I can, and I will. This isn't a good idea."

"Pssh."

Jimmy and Dave went through the day doing various things like video games and watching TV in Jimmy's house, and whenever Dave would have to go to the bathroom, Jimmy would always chuckle as got up and left the room; meanwhile, Jimmy used his diaper about three times while they were playing(for number 1 only, of course) or watching TV and never got up. Then, finally, when he thought he was going to leak, he got up, changed his diaper, and came back, which only took a few minutes. At the end of the day, they were ready to go to bed, and Dave finally shouted something, "ALRIGHT! That is WAY too convenient! I have to get into this!"

"That's the spirit," Jimmy said, "Go ahead and grab one."

Jimmy then grabbed a diaper, went into the bathroom, and came out with a fresh diaper on. "Isn't that comfy?"

"I'm not gonna lie, Jim, it really is." He yawned. "Well, I'm gonna hit the sack, see ya in the mornin', Jim."

"Alright, see you."

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David woke up and noticed that the computer next to him was on and realized that it was Jimmy's MySpace. There was a note that he also noticed on the keyboard stating, "Check out the pictures."

David looked at the pictures, and as the whole neighborhood heard the screaming of the word "JIMMY!!!", David discovered a diapered picture of himself upon Jimmy's MySpace page with the word "BABY BITCH" photoshopped in and Jimmy's comment under, "Gotcha, bitch!"

-End

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Did y'all like it? I'm thinking of making a few little shorts like this one featuring different parody situations involving diapers. Tell me if you like it, didn't like it, or any ideas you might have for another one. If this is a bad idea, sorry for all who read it, but I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with this one.
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Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all your shit now it's time for restitution
The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
The few that remained were never found
All in a system of down
P.L.U.C.K. by System of a Down

OH NO NOT HIS MYSPAAAACE
because every kid uses that, right?
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Ha ha, you've done it again, Miles. You've gotta give me some tips on writing short stories.
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What a wonderful ending! Laughing

I love the idea you've got here. Should provide some amusing results. Seems almost to be in the same vein as CRAP!, just with a slightly different take.
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Hehe, I laughed at that one, good job Miles. I needed that :3

Hmm...I can't really say anything to help you ^^;
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Maybe it's just me, but I saw that coming, just without MySpace being the distributor. Nice work here, short, and well written. I say continue, I would usually complain about detail, but this... style does better with a lack of it.

PS:The begining gave the ending away.

PSS:Keep it going.
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Thanks everyone, I'll definitely continue, hopefully soon ^^
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Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all your shit now it's time for restitution
The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
The few that remained were never found
All in a system of down
P.L.U.C.K. by System of a Down

"Believe it!" Karen said

"What?" Janet replied

"It's from Narut-- nevermind"

----------Awkwardness Involving Diapers, Ep. 2----------

Karen was just listening to music on her couch when the doorbell rang. She got up and opened the door to Janet's cheerful disposition. "Hey, what're you so happy about?" she said

"Oh nothing," Janet replied, "except that I have a new boyfriend now."

"Ooooh! Picture?"

"Sure, right here." Janet opened up her cell phone and scrolled down to a picture of a handsome young brown hair, blue-eyed boy with a nice smile that any girl would like.

"Hmm...he's a keeper."

"Sure i--" at that point, Janet's phone rang, "Well there he is now." She answered, "Hey baby...yeah, come over Karen's house and meet her if that's okay..?" she directed it at Karen

"Of course."

"Alright, come on over...alright, see you here baby." she squealed a bit, "You're going to love him, he's adorable when he wants to be."

"I bet."

Karen and Janet sat in Karen's living room talking about random topics and watching TV for about twenty minutes, waiting for Janet's new boyfriend to arrive. The doorbell rang yet again, and Janet's face grew with an expression of pure anticipated joy when it happened. She opened the door and saw the same man from the picture and hugged him.

"Hey hun." he said, kissing her.

"Hey baby. Karen, this is Nathan."

Karen was awestruck. Her face was expressionless as the man walked into the house with Janet. "Um...is there something I should know about him before he walks in here?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Well...what he's wearing would be one thing that I have to be at least somewhat concerned about." she pointed to his pants, which, actually, weren't pants. In fact, he was wearing nothing but a t-shirt and diaper.

"Oh, you don't think I kept calling him baby for nothing, did you? He may be my boyfriend but he's also my personal baby."

"Okay, um, Janet...what's the real deal here? Why's he wearing a diaper?"

"You gotta problem with me wearing what I feel I like? You're just like everyone else!" Nathan said

"No, no, I'm sorry, I just...you don't see people everyday running around in nothing but a shirt and diaper...it's kind of odd." Karen responded

"Oh, is it? Does it really have to be? I like them, they're just a different kind of pants for me. I don't need them, I'll admit that, but I like them nonetheless, and as that may not be the queue of 'normal' you'd like to expect from me, it's what I am. If you don't like it, then please tell me now, and I'll leave with no hard feelings."

"No, it's fine, it's fine, but do you mind if I ask you something?"

"No, not at all."

"How'd you two meet?"

"Oh, well, I think she should tell you that, huh hun?" he said to Janet

"Hehe.. I don't think I should.." Janet replied bashfully

"Oh, c'mon..."

"Alright, alright. So I, like everyone else on the street that morning, was awestruck by this grown man in a diaper. But he didn't seem crazy, and he looked normal except for it. He had a beautiful face, and was walking normally down the street, so I thought I'd ask what's with the diaper. He told me and we started talking more and more and I guess I just loved him for it."

"Oh, well that's nice." Karen said in reply.

"Yup."

--ALTERNATE STORYLINE!!(OMG)--

"How'd you two meet?"

"We were in the same rehab clinic."

"Oh."

--ALTERNATE STORYLINE #2(How much can we take?)--

"How'd you two meet?"

"Oh, well, I think she should tell you that, huh hun?"

"Hehe, I don't think I should.." Janet replied bashfully

"Oh, c'mon!"

"Alright, well, you see, I have this fetish for people peeing on themselves, and when I saw him walking on the street in a diaper, I took one look at him and I was thinking, 'I must be with this man,' so I took him back to my apartment and well, let's say that particular diaper's seen things..."

-END!
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Revolution, the only solution
The armed response of an entire nation
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all your shit now it's time for restitution
The plan was mastered and called genocide
Took all the children and then we died
The few that remained were never found
All in a system of down
P.L.U.C.K. by System of a Down

I lol'd at the rehab clinic. I fucking died laughing at the second. Keep up the good work!
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Wow.

Alternate endings are fun!
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I died.
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LOL
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COMEDY!

Yeah, those endings gave me a good laugh.
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