Arukan's (Not so Nice) Guide to Forum Users [Semi-Satire]

Aww, c'mon Arukan! It's only two thousand two people, the vast majority of which have fewer than fifty posts! XP (Massive j/k)
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I think I'm a mix between 5, 6, and rarely 2 (I don't always think before I type) If Darc's the one in control; though, then he's a mix of 2, 4 (troll), and 6. For some reason, ones and sevens piss us off to no end. Whenever we see someone that thinks they're right just because they say so, it makes us want to take their head, and SMASH IT AGAINST A WALL, UNTILL ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A BLOODY PULP!
...I'm sorry you had to hear(?) that. We just can't stand stuck-up jackasses.
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Age : 22 Joined : 13 Jul 2006 Posts : 70

Darc, for you and you alone I could write a category 8 Rolling Eyes

Oh wait, sorry you're about as original as sin. Seen this, heard it before, wanted to beat my head against a wall then too. I'll leave it to Arukan and nicer people to describe category 8, which should be fairly blatant by now.
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I offiically got my god complex PWNT by an 18-year old self-depreciative kid, Jan 31st, 2007.

I've seen so many people say they're going to be rich after creating a device that allows you to punch people in the face over the internet, but none of them has yet to deliver, to my misery.
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Age : 22 Joined : 13 Jul 2006 Posts : 70

! I hate you Arukan. That's like calling me a two. I *am* a deluded maniac, and proud of it. But at least I'm semi-intelligent about it.

Actually four would fill deluded maniac better under the egomaniac sub-category. But regardless I was focusing on the already existing/soon-to-arise issues of who's in control of "Darc". And other such issues that extol a need for sympathy and rule-bending in such individuals.

Category 8 would comprise those who have issues, or claim to have them, and do so loudly enough that it EITHER implies or explicitly states the need for special treatment.
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I offiically got my god complex PWNT by an 18-year old self-depreciative kid, Jan 31st, 2007.

no offence, but fuck sympathy/pity for those who claim to have some mental illness. I know I probably sound like I'm contradicting myself, but I've had to live with this shit for all of my life, and have learned to deal with almost all of the things that come with having a way fucked up mind. That means good and bad. There are only two things on this earth that will enrage me more then someone saying that they feel sorry for me because I've got some mental disorders. I simply want to make it clear that I DONT WANT, NOR DO I NEED, ANYONE'S SIMPATHY/PITY!!!
oh, and before I forget, its really easy to tell which of us in control. If the post looks relatively structured, or is trying to get across a valid point, I'm the one in control. If it seems in anyway homicidal, psychotic, or just overall random, Darc's the one in control. Oh, and to those people out there, don't try and play psychiatrist. Just know that if you do, you will be ignored.
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Age : 22 Joined : 13 Jul 2006 Posts : 70

You forgot to include having sense beaten into them, repeatedly. Preferably with thin, stiff objects, and possibly objects with sharp spiky ends. Most need this more than the English lessons or psychiatric evaluations.

Darc, do yourself a favour and go and actually look up the few recorded cases of split personality disorder. It is a mythological thing, that no evidence has ever been found for, and has widely been dismissed as self-delusions. It ranks up with the poorest choices of pathologies you could ever even begin to claim. And I swear to all sodding Tartarus, don;t you even mention the "schi" word, it's the only currently conceivable thing that would make you appear less intelligent.

In lamens terms for you: There is *no* Darc.

The sheer fact I am spending enough time here to criticize, cements the notion that I have lost more intellect, self-respect, and/or common sense than I would like to admit. I may actually sign myself into category 2 if this persists Arukan. Please forgive, should that ever become the case; either that or put me out of my and everybody else's misery.
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I offiically got my god complex PWNT by an 18-year old self-depreciative kid, Jan 31st, 2007.

normaly I wouldnt respond to anything you just said, but out of genuine curiosity/ignorace, I will ask, "schi"?
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Age : 22 Joined : 13 Jul 2006 Posts : 70

Even ignorance is a better alternative than the claim. I thank you for your blessed ignorance Darc.

Unfortunately you are currently only prolonging the desirable conclusion this will come to. Ergo, please by *all* means respond to my harsh, blase (I'm too lazy to bother with the accent) criticisms.
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I offiically got my god complex PWNT by an 18-year old self-depreciative kid, Jan 31st, 2007.

Age : 19 Joined : 17 Apr 2006 Posts : 1473