Evil approaches!

wow i didn't even know there was a light switch in her-, wait, oh FUCK *starts dodging arrows, then pulls out a shield* this guy means bussiness *looks up, then at sray* Evil or Very Mad

*shoots flare at sray,then jumps up* strike raid! *throws sword at the light and goes back to the shadows
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

Ow, ow, ow, that flare set me on fire!
Luckly i always keep a fire extinguisher in my pocket. "Sprays self with foam"
Ok now im angry, i summon thee, hamster army! "nothing happens"
Hmmmm...now i might be screwed. scratch

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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

*looks around in the shadows, comes out to fire another flare* fla- *senses a certain panther nearby* shit this guy won't stop salking me *returns to the shadow and leaves* i'll be back after i kill him
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

Okey dokey, i'll wait here "starts eating pop tarts"
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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

Good luck to ya! The CIA has been trying to kill me for years!

...and why the HELL am I suddenly surrounded by an army of hamsters?!?
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Um...i definitely dont know, but i hope you have some hamster pellets with you. Razz

"Eats pop tart"
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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

*comes back with a broken sword and something in his hand* wha-what the? why are there hamsters surrounding darc? confused

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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

(Don't tell darc but they think he's a giant female hamster.)
And what's that in your hand, is it more pop tarts because i ate all mine. "shakes empty box"
Oh and congrats on the awesome new avatar.
cheers

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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

*ear twiches* silent

...THEY THINK I'M A WHAT!?!?! affraid

The stupidity of rodents will never cease to amaze me. Ah well, if your out of pop tarts, then I'll just have to eat a few dozen of these little delicacies to curb my appetite cat

just gotta find a big enough oven...ahh screw it, raw is nice and juicy Twisted Evil

*picks up and eats a hamster* Hmm, not bad, not bad at all...
So what's in your hand? If it's an O-part, dont even think about activating it...*picks up another hamster and starts to chew* it wouldn't happen to be soy sauce would it?
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Hey!

I need those hamsters to get me coffee and porno...um i mean, i need them to conquer stuff and eat jay.
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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

Relax, there are at least 250 of them, I'm just eating 2 or 30. Besides, can't you just summon more? And could it be guinea pigs? (they taste better)
As for the por...I mean coffee...just go here.
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

wow i've been gone for about three days and i come back to see you two still being yourselves Rolling Eyes

oh and this thing, its something i snagged from the shadow panther while i was chasing him, man panthers are fast, and also i don't think your hamster army will last*sees darc still eating hamsters*
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

Well...at least i dont have to pay them anymore, does anyone have any ideas for what my new army should be?
An army of robotic kittys perhaps, yes... cat

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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

Did you say robotic kittys? Have you hanging out with Krugar? But then again, it would be a highly efficient workforce...just make sure not to give them toungs or else you...*cough* Oh shit not agai *cough cough* *hoark* *splat*...you'd get metal versions of that...fucking hairballs...but on the plus side, you dont have to pay robots. Just make sure not to make it dogs. I dont get along with dogs...Speaking of which, where's Jay? I've got a special "message" for him from his evilness the Shadow Panther...
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

"Covers cage with sheet"
If your thinking that i put pills in his food, tied him up and locked him in this cage then your crazy. Suspect

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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.