Evil approaches!

Hmm, so he's not in there? Let's just see about that...*rips cover off cage*
Huh, I guess you weren't lying. But now I feel that I should know...WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TWO MEXICANS FIGHTING OVER A BOWL OF KFC IN THERE?!? You should have used two black guys, it would be way more intence. *sits down on sofa* Hey, pass me a hamster, hold the butter?
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Hey...where did that sofa come from?
Oh and thats not KFC their fighting over, its fried hamsters so if you want some you'll have to fight them for it.
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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

Its an E-level O-part. I'm an OPT, so I can use its effect at any time. its unrealeased form is one of my many hidden daggers. *gets up, sofa disapears* Now, about that fried hamster...*enters cage and tears out one mexicans throught* Hey, NO RUNNING AWAY! *THUNK* *second Mexican falls down dead with knife in back* Aw, dammit, now my couch is gonna have blood on it...and I just got it cleaned! Oh well, such is the price for free fried hamster! *picks up and eats a hamster* Hey, Sray, you wouldn't happen to have any duck sauce would you?
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

holy crap he just killed my cousin and the guy that always steals my cable Cool

eh they proaably deseved it *walks to get a closer look while eating a taco*
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

There's some duck sauce on that taco...
"Gets video camera out to tape fight" cyclops

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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.

Duck sauce you say? Jay, hand over that taco, or pay the price. I'm feeling unusually generous today, so don't make me have to get out Shin Zero.
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

wait this is duck sauce? damn tito,here take it *hands over the taco* and sray, where the hell did you find those mexicans *walks by to see the dead bodies and noticed that they disappeared* oh that can't be good Neutral

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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

I swear, I didn't steel the bodies, inject them with a deadly hemotoxin, then put them in China's and mexico's water supply. (You shouldn't drink Mexicos water anyway...unless you think bleeding out the ass for six hrs is fun...)
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Oh shit, I've been found out...uhh, uhh...*points* Look! A gorilla! *runs in opposite direction* by the time they realise that its just a realy fat, hairy guy, I should be halfway to Mexico!
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

uh one question before you head to mexico, you did make sure the retarded looking one was dead right?
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

yeah, he was dead. And if not, he drowned in the water processing plant that I droped him in. YAY random acts of volence! geek

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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

*sees a dark figure right behind darc* uh i don't think that was enough *starts pointing behind darc*
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#5 shadow wolf of red rose

*turns around* SHIT! Mexican Zombine! Spirit release! *pulls out metal loop* Effect Activate!

(you see that hught thing that Jio is holding? That's my Zero-R!) *throws at undead mexican* I've always hated the undead, walking around, all dead but alive. It makes a mockery of the Grim Reapers work! (and makes my job that much harder)
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Shall I die, shall I cry, shall I be shot to the sky, as I fly into the furnace of the monster.
Goodbye number one, you know what must be done. Set sail through the sun.
The end has begun.
3: The End Is Begun

Damn I was going to sell that fight video so i could buy more mexicans, now what am i going to do? Crying or Very sad

And their is nothing wrong with the water in mexico, i just drank a bottle of it and i'm fi...oh crap, do you have a bathroom in one of those O-part thingys?
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I just scanned this post with my sarcasm detector, the readings are off the charts!

Damian: You're about to die. Scream if you must.
Me: Oh noes! :O
"Damian misses"
Me: Lulz.